23 December 2016

All-Capping About the Human Dumpster Fire that is Our Next POTUS

I decided to resurrect my blog so I can write my feelings instead of eating them (mmm, bourbon and cookies). The dread of January 20 sits in the pit of my stomach nearly all day. Today I need to yell, which in bloggy terms means get my all-caps on. It's stupid, it may not even make me feel better, it won't substitute for my pouring my energy into mitigating this disaster and trying to subvert his mission (what was it again?), it's just what it is. I am angry and sad and afraid.

What would I say if the DT read my blog? I suppose if he can't be bothered to attend his security briefings, my unimportant rambling is out of the question. Even though it is short. And I use small words that maybe he could sound out. Anyway if he DID read it, this is what I would want him to read.

DONALD TRUMP IS A FRAUD, A SHYSTER, A SHORT-FINGERED RACIST VULGARIAN, AN EVIL-MINDED, GREEDY, SYPHILITIC-BRAINED, CRETINOUS MAN-CHILD, A CYNICAL PROFITEER OFF OF HUMAN MISERY (his wives', his workers, women, and jesus, Tiffany, bless her little heart), A LYING EGO-MANIAC WHO DISPLAYS ALL OF THE SYMPTOMS OF PSYCHOPATHY WITH NONE OF THE CHARM. HE IS EVERY BIT THE WORST OF WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE MINUS CONVICTION. THE ONLY PEOPLE WORSE THAN HIM ARE THE ENABLERS AND SYCOPHANTS THAT SURROUND HIM AND ARE WILLING TO BRING THIS COUNTRY TO ITS KNEES IN PURSUIT OF WEALTH AND POWER. THIS IS TRUE EVIL. 

That's what I would want him to read. That would only be just a little bit less great than if I could tell him to fuck off personally, along with that basket full of deplorables he rode in with.

Oh, screw it, where are the cookies?